unrelated but why the heck didn’t i name my animal crossing village “Flavortown”
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those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
theres a hourse in the dirve through
Wouldnt it just be easier to get a job at McDonald’s and then quit when you have the pants
Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham
i’m vegan
Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam
$12.99
Wow That’s An Expensive Yam
There was a certain point in human history where no one knew what day it was in history, then one human started keeping track.
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
- the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
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the music
- “let’s discuss the contradiction”
- the overuse of the word “camera”
- the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
- “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
- the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
- “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
MLK was assassinated just over 50 years ago
He'd be 91 if he were alive today
Don't ever let them trick you into thinking this was a long time ago



















